1. Wear something to offset the urban factor.. pretty much make your outfit like an everyday outfit.. So when someone looks down at your shoes BAM! It's a surprise. Also, having your girlfriend dress like she's in an indie band for the day helps.
2. Be a famous kid. If you're not a famous kid, have one. He can wear them however he wants. He will be cute until he grows up to be a hot Hollywood mess one day.
3. Be a really sexually attractive white female.
The trick to this is being white. Any hot black or Hispanic girl has been there, done that. Not special. Even white females that resemble Hispanics or white females that often dress urban don't count. You have to be like, white as it gets. And you can A) Be Kate Upton or B) Wear a push up bra and deep V-neck
4. Look like you have a lot of money. Look like you have no clue that wearing Jordans is fashionable or that rappers wear them with jeans and white t-shirts and chains. You just got off your private jet. You're just going shopping and you want to wear comfortable shoes. Wear them with your Gucci sportscoat.
Also, if you're the dad of a famous kid who wears Jordans and you also look like you have a lot of money, then you're probably the holy grail of Jordan wearers... Not.
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6. Be the kind of person that can do no wrong. Like, ever.
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